So you want to contact me, eh? Obviously I can't put my e-mail address here; in the spirit of the page, I'd have to put a completely random address, and whoever was at the other end of it might get annoyed. But I have two e-mail addresses that should be guessable from the address of this page, and I'll answer questions addressed to either one of them. (Hint: They're not root@ or webmaster@. I don't run this server.)