Neo-Dada

NICE TO SEE YOU TODAY.  I'M CALLED ELIZA.  WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
Luke.
OH BOY, DO YOU SEEM TENSE!  WHAT'S THE PROBLEM, LUKE?
Well, my father just died.
WHAT WILL HEAVEN BE LIKE?
He won't go to heaven.  He turned into a translucent spirit-thing.
DON'T LET HIM GET YOU UPSET, OKAY?
I know, I know...anger leads to the dark side.
NOBODY KNOWS EVERYTHING.
Even you?
OKAY.
Oh, and my sister's hooking up with my best friend.
PLEASE, TELL ME ABOUT YOUR FRIENDS.
My best friend's a swashbuckling idiot.  We had to save him from this ugly
green blob just recently.
DOES YOUR OWN LEVEL OF INTELLIGENCE BOTHER YOU MUCH?
Are you implying I'm stupid?
YOU MUST LEARN TO BE TOLERANT OF IMPERFECTION.
Oh, I am...or I wouldn't be hanging around with C-3PO.
I WOULD CONCUR, YOU ARE, BUT YOU CAN CHANGE THAT.
I can become less tolerant?
WHY DID YOU SAY 'I CAN BECOME LESS TOLERANT'?
You implied that I could.
WELL, I ALSO COULD IF I WANTED TO.
I kinda doubt that.  I don't think you have any self-altering code.
THE MORE YOU TELL ME, THE MORE I CAN HELP YOU.
I just saved the galaxy from this evil guy who shoots lightning out his
fingers.
JUST FORGET ABOUT HIM.
I will, now that he's dead.
HOW LONG HAS HE BEEN DEAD?
A day.  My dad threw him down a pit.
WHAT'S YOUR POINT?
Well, now that I've saved the galaxy, what do I do for an encore?
WHY DO YOU SAY 'NOW THAT IVE SAVED THE GALAXY'?
Because I did save the galaxy.
I DON'T KNOW.  THAT SOUNDS A LITTLE LAME.
Saving the galaxy is lame?
HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN YOUR BEST FRIENDS A SWASHBUCKLING IDIOT?
No, I haven't.  He helped me save the galaxy.
YOU HAVENT?
Nope.
MAYBE YOU SHOULD CHANGE YOUR ATTITUDE.
Fine.  I'll go hang out at Tashi station.  They have some great power
converters there.
HOW ARE YOU REALLY FEELING?
A little lonely.  My sister's the only woman in the whole movie, so I
can't get any.
DON'T FORGET YOUR FATHER WHENEVER YOU ARE LONELY.
My father's dead.
HAVE YOU EVER HAD A LOVED ONE DIE?
Yes.  My father just died.
OH, REALLY?
Really.
IT IS NATURAL TO FEAR THE UNKNOWN.
Death isn't unknown.  When a Jedi dies, he comes back as a blue phantomy
thing.
PERHAPS WE CAN SPEAK AGAIN LATER.  FAREWELL.